THIS PIC ALONE IS SO INSPIRING, oh my gosh I'm gonna spoil a part from my comic 👀✨ So picture THIS—main character (who looks a lot like [Marichan] 😏) is stuck in a dark room 🌙 with a guy that's about to start transforming into a WEREWOLF (SO TENSE 💨💀) "I TRUSTED YOU, MARION!" 😡 he growls 🎭 his eyes are gold COLORED ✨ his body convulses 😱 and his veins start twisting. Then—his eyes bulge 👀 SLOWLY the beast is taking over HIM 🐺 But here’s the TWIST 🔥 Marion doesn’t move. Doesn’t scream. She just smiles 😈and you can see her elongated fangs 🩸 Because she was never prey. She’s a vampire. 🦇💀✨

IM. SO. SICK. OF. OUR. VALUABLE. ITEMS. BEING. TAKEN. 😡💢 SO MANY THIEVES OUT THERE, IT'S LIKE WE'RE LIVING IN A LOOTER SHOOTER GAME BUT WITH NO RE-SPAWN & NO LOOT BACK!! 🎮🚨 First my Hello Kitty purse TWICE, now [Marichan]'s stuff too??? 💀 When will it END??!! 🆘 #HELP #POLICE [lssd] [LSPDHQ]

I. WON'T. STOP singing Japanese songs at Karaoke!! 🎤🎶 IDC if I'm faking a Japanglish accent and making the audience cringe, OR if they can't join in bc they don't know the LYRICS. City Pop is #thebest genre out there!! ✨ It's upbeat, lively, and fits every anime opening perfectly!! 💖 Yes, I might not have the angelic singing voice like [Marichan] does 😭 BUT I can still steal the spotlight with my LONG-PRACTICED ARABESQUE BELLY DANCE MOVES 💃🔥

🚨 BIG UPDATE 🚨 New Hello Kitty Purse I purchased: STOLEN Contents: Singular Guppy Fish in plastic container, two 🐟 tuna 🐟sandwiches from the LSFD stand, some of the Coca Cola lip smackers i stole from [Marichan] 🥺 Last seen: Davis Fire Station, in the hands of a fleeing kid with a dark ponytail 🏃‍♂️💨 Additional hair update: It's actually 3% SHORTER now, idk how it's possible, I think it's growing INTO my skull 💀 ✂️ P.S. Background is a tribute to the cute male guppy that’s gone 🕊️💔 Hope that Davis kid takes care of you. 🫠

Cuppa Café is BACK and OPEN!!! ✨☕️ We totallyyyy didn’t do a lil merge & acquisition with Mom’s Pie like the true capitalist businesswomen we are 💅 and relocate to their shopppp. Come by if u missed our drinks & sweets, they’re all fresh as usual~~ 🍰💕

My face when I gotta explain what YAOI is to clueless dudes in bars and I'm internally DYING 💀💀💀 LIKE OKAY???? So WHAT if I'm out here writing fanfics about two CUTE anime boys falling in love and maybe self-inserting as one of them??? IT’S. JUST. WRITING. ✍️📖 #nobully PLS 😭🙏 P.S. 💌 If you've EVER interacted with me, there's a very real chance you made it into one of my fanfics ✍️📖—which will NEVER see the light of day (unless I get robbed again like that time I lost my Hello Kitty purse 😭🔪)

Thank u to all the sweetheart ppl checking up on me & Mair-chan!! 💖💖 Yes, we had to close the café for a bit & we felt WORSE than Eren when he found out about Reiner & Bertholdt (IDC if it’s spoilers, u shoulda read the manga ALREADY!!) 😭😭💀 BUTTT we’re about to make it into the TOP 5 ANIME COMEBACKS with NEW ITEMS, NEW MENU, NEW CHARACTERS & NEW ✨STORYLINES✨ 🔓UNLOCKED!!! 🚀❤️‍🔥

Cuppa Café is temporarily closed due to the extensive damage and vandalism.

Dear thief who STOLE my Hello Kitty purse last night, I BEG u to bring it back to me at Cuppa Cafe. 😭💔 I don’t even CARE about the cash inside, but I had some of my BEST fanfics in there, which have sentimental value to both me AND [Marion] -chan … 😭📖💔💖 PLS HAVE MERCY.

My hair WON’T GROW LONGER 😭💀 I did everything Google said, bought 100 types of medicine, but ITS. NOT. WORKING. 😤 My friend says it’s saponin poisoning from all the sea urchins & cucumbers I eat but THAT CAN’T BE TRUE??? 💀🍣 #Seafood4Life Tagging [Marion]-chan as always 😇✨