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You got Torrez!
You got Torrez!
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- 01/07/1995
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- As I wake up with morning wood, I believe it’s a time to reflect and send our best prayers to those who can’t have wood ever.
My prayers go to Hank Preston and his beloved wife.
As I wake up with morning wood, I believe it’s a time to reflect and send our best prayers to those who can’t have wood ever. My prayers go to [HPreston] and his beloved wife.0 Comments 0 Shares - Jonathan Spencer wrote in a post, quoting the holy texts: “Each gender carries unique qualities and strengths, contributing to the tapestry of human diversity”. So, Jonathan: which gender are ya?[Jonathanspencer] wrote in a post, quoting the holy texts: “Each gender carries unique qualities and strengths, contributing to the tapestry of human diversity”. So, Jonathan: which gender are ya?0 Comments 0 Shares
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- I might actually need some help. Too many people in this town need therapy and there’s only one Therapist Torrez.
Therapists, unite. Let’s all book sessions next Monday.
#sessionsI might actually need some help. Too many people in this town need therapy and there’s only one Therapist Torrez. Therapists, unite. Let’s all book sessions next Monday. #sessions0 Comments 0 Shares1
- As karmella ’s Therapist, I feel the need to say that she’s had a diagnosis of compulsive lying 🤥, something we’ve been working on since she was 12.
But she has been making progress in the last few years: she still fabricates lies for public attention, mostly due to the lack of love she received when she was a child, which now translates into her “thirst-trap” attitude.
I am booking her a very urgent session for next Monday. Book yours too. Don’t be like Karmella. You can actually get help.
#sessionsAs [karmella]’s Therapist, I feel the need to say that she’s had a diagnosis of compulsive lying 🤥, something we’ve been working on since she was 12. But she has been making progress in the last few years: she still fabricates lies for public attention, mostly due to the lack of love she received when she was a child, which now translates into her “thirst-trap” attitude. I am booking her a very urgent session for next Monday. Book yours too. Don’t be like Karmella. You can actually get help. #sessions0 Comments 0 Shares
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- When I get to advise politicians, I usually tell them specifically how they shouldn’t stress themselves too much, since they’re applying for a public position.
A new theory, corroborated by my peers in Oxford, suggests that stress can be relieved or even entirely eliminated by fabricating lies and telling them to everyone around!
With that being said, I’m happy to say Hank Preston is no longer stressed. Quite the progress!
Booking him a session next Monday.
#sessionsWhen I get to advise politicians, I usually tell them specifically how they shouldn’t stress themselves too much, since they’re applying for a public position. A new theory, corroborated by my peers in Oxford, suggests that stress can be relieved or even entirely eliminated by fabricating lies and telling them to everyone around! With that being said, I’m happy to say [HPreston] is no longer stressed. Quite the progress! Booking him a session next Monday. #sessions2 Comments 1 Shares - Over the years as The Therapist, I’ve learned that most problems are caused by untold stress and repressed feelings.
Recent reports say that smelling ass drastically reduces stress due to the hormones released when performing the act.
The fact is I keep myself happy and coincidentally, your mom.
Booking sessions for next Monday.
#sessionsOver the years as The Therapist, I’ve learned that most problems are caused by untold stress and repressed feelings. Recent reports say that smelling ass drastically reduces stress due to the hormones released when performing the act. The fact is I keep myself happy and coincidentally, your mom. Booking sessions for next Monday. #sessions0 Comments 0 Shares1
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