Former Professional CAC scanner and Dependa Wrangler. Aficionado of pineapples and flamingo enthusiast.
Why?
Because you have to stand tall, wear a crown and be sweet to everyone like a well-aged, cruelty free pineapple. Warning. Consuming excess amount of pineapple is hazardous to your health due to denaturing enzyme called bromelain. Don't trust me? GTS. Google that shit.
Flamingos are just cool af. Texas born and raised. If you don't eat meat, I don't trust you & we can't be friends.
Why?
Because you have to stand tall, wear a crown and be sweet to everyone like a well-aged, cruelty free pineapple. Warning. Consuming excess amount of pineapple is hazardous to your health due to denaturing enzyme called bromelain. Don't trust me? GTS. Google that shit.
Flamingos are just cool af. Texas born and raised. If you don't eat meat, I don't trust you & we can't be friends.
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