LOS SANTOS' BADDEST: AUDITIONS

FULL EPISODE COMING SOON, THIS WAS LITERALLY 2% OF THE GHETTO FUCKERY THAT HAPPENED THE OTHER NIGHT 🤣 🤣

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THE STAR OF #LOSSANTOSBADDEST 𝐋𝐀𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐓 💋 POSTED TO LET YOU BITCHES KNOW THAT YOU COULD NEVER

Meet our newest cast member Miss Nboy! We’re so happy to have you on the cast sis💙

stop inviting me to these bullshit ass groups nigga wtf is a Los Santos Baddiest , I'm not joining on 8 1 bloods 😂😂, at least hit a nigga DM's first and properly invite me like a classified nigga I'm trynna feel like a janky nigga inna suit

you seeK meK & geKt inspireKd’ 😘

ATTENTION BADDIES: we have upped the number of cast members so we have 3 more slots available, WE'RE NOT DOING ANOTHER AUDITION ROUND BECAUSE THAT SHIT WAS TOO GHETTO!! I need time to mentally recover and so do the rest of production but DM us if you're interested in being on season 1 of #LosSantosBaddest

LOS SANTOS' BADDEST: AUDITIONS

FULL EPISODE COMING SOON, THIS WAS LITERALLY 2% OF THE GHETTO FUCKERY THAT HAPPENED THE OTHER NIGHT 🤣 🤣

#LosSantosBaddest

Afterhours Paradise - B&B Official Review 😰 😹

Bar: 3/10. Listen to us closely when we say, this is the grimiest bar in the entire city. There is nothing that has even come close to this level of grime, and we loved it. The moment we entered the bar, there was a full 3v3 brawl between somebody's Auntie and some tweakers. My nigga, the BARTENDER HAD BRASS KNUCKLES ON. There wasn't a metal detector within a ten mile radius of this place, this is by far the most grimey and unique life experience we've ever had in a bar. Walking through the hallway to get into the strip club is like walking through an alley-way in South Central, you know you're about to witness somethin bad.

Baddies: 0/10. So this is where we have to talk about the "baddies" in this strip club, there wasn't any... This was meant to be a bad bitch competition but the talent was somebody's obese 48 yearold auntie and a SIX FOOT FOUR GROWN MAN wearing HIGH HEELS with a BRAZILIAN BUTT LIFT?? A GROWN MAN WITH A BBL. Now let's talk about how Kevin Durant wid a BBL was throwing hands with the obese auntie and her friend, ON THE STAGE. The auntie snatched some bitches weave, and the nigga with the BBL hit her with a stone cold stunner and threw her off the stage. The homie DBoy said it best, I am not running his fade somebody needs to put that nigga down with an elephant gun. We came here to see bitches twerkin, and instead it was a hood bitch (and 1 BIG nigga) royal rumble.

Staff: 8/10. I mean bro we don't even know what to give the staff, we ain't get hit during the thirty five squabbles that happened in there. So I guess the rating has to be pretty high? The drinks were cheap in there because you run the risk of getting hawked down by Kevin Durant, and the bartender was rocking KNUCKLE DUSTERS. I mean he gave us our drinks and looked like he was boutta beat the fuck outta us for saying thank you. Y'all think we're playing, but this was really a life-changing experience, every other club feels boring since.

Overall: 6.5/10. So lemme put it like this, do not pull up alone because you're gonna die. You're gonna take Shaq with a BBL's heel to the dome top if you pull up on your own, but if you pull up with like five people you might be able to survive. This isn't really a club you'd goto to have fun, this is a life changing experience where niggas need to play defense. If you think we're bullshitting, just pull up to the club and experience it for yourself. If you take your girl with you, she's gonna end up getting put on Worldstar by somebody's 400 pound Auntie. At the end D-Boy looks over at Hector and says, "I think its time to go", as we're collecting our jackets and leaving a HUGE ten man brawl breaks out.

A perfect ending...