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Peter Jones here, and today’s article is less about humor and more about reflection. I’d like to take a moment to address a situation that’s unfolded following our recent coverage of Los Santos’ biggest simp poll, which featured Mark Thompson at the center of the joke.
What started as playful banter seems to have gone much further than intended, and Mark, this one’s for you.
Mark, I owe you an apology. The article was written with the intention of bringing some laughs to the community, not at the expense of your well-being. It was a meme, a bit of fun to highlight the quirks and personalities that make Los Santos the dynamic city it is. But it’s clear now that the piece hit a nerve, and for that, I’m deeply sorry.
Simping, as we joked, isn’t a crime. It’s a part of life that most of us have stumbled into at some point doing a little too much to impress someone we care about. The intention was to show a relatable, humorous side to it, but I see now that singling you out, even in jest, wasn’t fair.
This brings up a bigger question: Why do people sometimes take memes or jokes so personally? As a community, we thrive on humor and banter, but it’s easy to forget that behind every joke is a real person with real feelings.
Mark, it’s worth saying this loud and clear: You are not defined by one moment, one poll, or one article. What we poked fun at was a sliver of life, amplified for laughs. But you’re more than a meme you’re a person, with passions and quirks that make you unique.
It’s also disheartening to hear that you’ve considered leaving the city over something as trivial as this. Los Santos is a city of much people, each one adding their own color and life to the mix. You’re a part of that tapestry, and it would be a shame to lose you over something as fleeting as a joke.
To everyone else, let’s remember that while we love a good laugh, our words carry weight. Memes and banter should never make someone feel isolated or unwelcome.
Mark, I’d love to make this right. Let’s use this moment as a chance to show the real you, beyond the joke. Maybe we can work together on a piece that highlights your personality, your passions, and what you bring to this city. Because despite the memes, you’ve got a story to tell, and I think people would love to hear it.
This situation is a reminder for all of us to keep the humanity in humor. Banter is meant to bring us together, not push anyone away. So let’s laugh, let’s meme but let’s also be mindful.
The city wouldn’t be the same without you. Stick around. Be you. Because Los Santos is better when we’re all here, embracing the chaos together.
Los Santos Super News TeamHello Los Santos, Peter Jones here, and today’s article is less about humor and more about reflection. I’d like to take a moment to address a situation that’s unfolded following our recent coverage of Los Santos’ biggest simp poll, which featured Mark Thompson at the center of the joke. What started as playful banter seems to have gone much further than intended, and Mark, this one’s for you. Mark, I owe you an apology. The article was written with the intention of bringing some laughs to the community, not at the expense of your well-being. It was a meme, a bit of fun to highlight the quirks and personalities that make Los Santos the dynamic city it is. But it’s clear now that the piece hit a nerve, and for that, I’m deeply sorry. Simping, as we joked, isn’t a crime. It’s a part of life that most of us have stumbled into at some point doing a little too much to impress someone we care about. The intention was to show a relatable, humorous side to it, but I see now that singling you out, even in jest, wasn’t fair. This brings up a bigger question: Why do people sometimes take memes or jokes so personally? As a community, we thrive on humor and banter, but it’s easy to forget that behind every joke is a real person with real feelings. Mark, it’s worth saying this loud and clear: You are not defined by one moment, one poll, or one article. What we poked fun at was a sliver of life, amplified for laughs. But you’re more than a meme you’re a person, with passions and quirks that make you unique. It’s also disheartening to hear that you’ve considered leaving the city over something as trivial as this. Los Santos is a city of much people, each one adding their own color and life to the mix. You’re a part of that tapestry, and it would be a shame to lose you over something as fleeting as a joke. To everyone else, let’s remember that while we love a good laugh, our words carry weight. Memes and banter should never make someone feel isolated or unwelcome. Mark, I’d love to make this right. Let’s use this moment as a chance to show the real you, beyond the joke. Maybe we can work together on a piece that highlights your personality, your passions, and what you bring to this city. Because despite the memes, you’ve got a story to tell, and I think people would love to hear it. This situation is a reminder for all of us to keep the humanity in humor. Banter is meant to bring us together, not push anyone away. So let’s laugh, let’s meme but let’s also be mindful. The city wouldn’t be the same without you. Stick around. Be you. Because Los Santos is better when we’re all here, embracing the chaos together. Los Santos Super News TeamPlease log in to like, share and comment! - The episode that you guys wanted! Watch till the end for the possible prizes!The episode that you guys wanted! Watch till the end for the possible prizes!
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What's the best topic we should talk about on the next article? Make sure to share so we get more opinions and followers!Hello everyone! What's the best topic we should talk about on the next article? Make sure to share so we get more opinions and followers!0213500 Comments 0 Shares - Welcome back to Los Santos News, your go-to source for all the strange, chaotic, and oddly entertaining stories in the city. Today, we dive into the latest gossip and events that are shaking things up. From Livias relentless DMs to fiery garage dramas and food truck warnings, Los Santos never fails to surprise us. Let’s get into it!
If there’s one name that’s making waves right now, it’s [livia20] . Dubbed “The Thirsty Lesbian of Los Santos,” Lydia has managed to DM over more then 40 girls, setting a new standard for sliding into inboxes. Whether it’s compliments, confessions, or casual meet-up requests, she’s turning the art of direct messaging into a full-time job.
Social media has been ablaze with screenshots and memes about Lydia’s DM spree. Some say she’s just determined; others think she might be Los Santos’ answer to Mark Thompson , the self-proclaimed simp king. Imagine the two of them teaming up, Mark and Livia, the ultimate power couple of cringe!
We also want to give a big shoutout to Nea Voss , who helped us share and spread this juicy update. Livia antics have not only entertained but also raised the bar for what it takes to become an online sensation in this city. Keep those DMs coming, Lydia; Los Santos is watching!
The Midnight Los Santos Garage is famous for tuning up cars and giving them that extra flair, but recently, it’s been in the spotlight for something much darker. The garage was set on fire, leaving a trail of destruction that has fans and customers stunned. To make things even stranger, there were reports of gunfire near the scene.
Some locals believe this could have been a revenge attack, possibly by an unhappy customer or a rival crew. Others think it might be part of a larger scheme, like secret military style training or even a gang related operation gone wrong. The mechanics themselves have stayed silent, fueling even more speculation.
Whatever the cause, it’s a big blow to one of Los Santos’ most iconic garages. With customers now unsure about the garage’s future, the team at Midnight Los Santos has a lot of work ahead to rebuild their, reputationand their shop.
Who says you can’t bounce back from failure? Decent Vibes was recently fired from Senora Logistics for being drunk on the job, but he’s proving that one door closing can open another. Somehow, Decent has landed a sponsorship deal and is now working as a model.
Yes, you read that right. Decent Vibes, who not long ago was stumbling out of bars, is now the face of Prestige, a brand that prides itself on, well, prestige. This unexpected career shift has sparked plenty of jokes online. After all, what better way to sell luxury and style than by teaming up with someone famous for getting fired?
Love it or hate it, you have to give Decent credit for turning his chaotic reputation into a money-making opportunity. As they say in Los Santos, fame comes in all forms even the messy ones.
Food trucks are a staple in Los Santos, and while many offer delicious snacks, not all of them are safe bets. Take Leila’s Truck, for example a fan favorite known for its clean, tasty snacks. But not every truck in the city holds the same standard.
Lately, suspicious food trucks have been spotted in Vespucci, run by vendors who may not prioritize hygiene. Reports suggest these trucks some operated by Asian or African vendors have been linked to food poisoning incidents. The snacks might look tempting, but eating from these trucks could leave you feeling worse for wear.
Locals are advised to stick to trusted food vendors and avoid anything that looks or smells off. With crime already on the rise in Vespucci, the last thing anyone needs is to get sick from a shady snack. Stay vigilant and choose your food wisely.
That’s all for today’s roundup. Stay safe, stay aware, and most importantly, stay entertained, Los Santos. We’ll be back soon with more updates, because in this city, the news never takes a break!Welcome back to Los Santos News, your go-to source for all the strange, chaotic, and oddly entertaining stories in the city. Today, we dive into the latest gossip and events that are shaking things up. From Livias relentless DMs to fiery garage dramas and food truck warnings, Los Santos never fails to surprise us. Let’s get into it! If there’s one name that’s making waves right now, it’s [livia20] . Dubbed “The Thirsty Lesbian of Los Santos,” Lydia has managed to DM over more then 40 girls, setting a new standard for sliding into inboxes. Whether it’s compliments, confessions, or casual meet-up requests, she’s turning the art of direct messaging into a full-time job. Social media has been ablaze with screenshots and memes about Lydia’s DM spree. Some say she’s just determined; others think she might be Los Santos’ answer to [ThompsonPhotography] , the self-proclaimed simp king. Imagine the two of them teaming up, Mark and Livia, the ultimate power couple of cringe! We also want to give a big shoutout to [Nocturna] , who helped us share and spread this juicy update. Livia antics have not only entertained but also raised the bar for what it takes to become an online sensation in this city. Keep those DMs coming, Lydia; Los Santos is watching! The Midnight Los Santos Garage is famous for tuning up cars and giving them that extra flair, but recently, it’s been in the spotlight for something much darker. The garage was set on fire, leaving a trail of destruction that has fans and customers stunned. To make things even stranger, there were reports of gunfire near the scene. Some locals believe this could have been a revenge attack, possibly by an unhappy customer or a rival crew. Others think it might be part of a larger scheme, like secret military style training or even a gang related operation gone wrong. The mechanics themselves have stayed silent, fueling even more speculation. Whatever the cause, it’s a big blow to one of Los Santos’ most iconic garages. With customers now unsure about the garage’s future, the team at Midnight Los Santos has a lot of work ahead to rebuild their, reputationand their shop. Who says you can’t bounce back from failure? Decent Vibes was recently fired from Senora Logistics for being drunk on the job, but he’s proving that one door closing can open another. Somehow, Decent has landed a sponsorship deal and is now working as a model. Yes, you read that right. Decent Vibes, who not long ago was stumbling out of bars, is now the face of Prestige, a brand that prides itself on, well, prestige. This unexpected career shift has sparked plenty of jokes online. After all, what better way to sell luxury and style than by teaming up with someone famous for getting fired? Love it or hate it, you have to give Decent credit for turning his chaotic reputation into a money-making opportunity. As they say in Los Santos, fame comes in all forms even the messy ones. Food trucks are a staple in Los Santos, and while many offer delicious snacks, not all of them are safe bets. Take Leila’s Truck, for example a fan favorite known for its clean, tasty snacks. But not every truck in the city holds the same standard. Lately, suspicious food trucks have been spotted in Vespucci, run by vendors who may not prioritize hygiene. Reports suggest these trucks some operated by Asian or African vendors have been linked to food poisoning incidents. The snacks might look tempting, but eating from these trucks could leave you feeling worse for wear. Locals are advised to stick to trusted food vendors and avoid anything that looks or smells off. With crime already on the rise in Vespucci, the last thing anyone needs is to get sick from a shady snack. Stay vigilant and choose your food wisely. That’s all for today’s roundup. Stay safe, stay aware, and most importantly, stay entertained, Los Santos. We’ll be back soon with more updates, because in this city, the news never takes a break! - Got photos of Mark Thompson, Decent Vibes, or any of the stars like 5SUPERNOVA, MenloBoy, Mae Yukiko, Ember Nyx, or Gwenna Bell? Well, it’s your lucky day!
Post those photos on Facebrowser, include your Cash App or bank routing account, and we’ll send you 50 GRAND as a reward! Don’t forget to use the hashtag #SuperNews to make sure we see it.
Let’s go, Los Santos! Share your pics, tag us, and make some easy money while helping us keep the city in the loop. Start posting now!
Also photos of DJ DIXON (BOTH) / LUKE SHIELS Thank you so Much Mischa for your help! Let's go Los Santos!
Got photos of Mark Thompson, Decent Vibes, or any of the stars like 5SUPERNOVA, MenloBoy, Mae Yukiko, Ember Nyx, or Gwenna Bell? Well, it’s your lucky day! Post those photos on Facebrowser, include your Cash App or bank routing account, and we’ll send you 50 GRAND as a reward! Don’t forget to use the hashtag #SuperNews to make sure we see it. Let’s go, Los Santos! Share your pics, tag us, and make some easy money while helping us keep the city in the loop. Start posting now! Also photos of DJ DIXON (BOTH) / LUKE SHIELS Thank you so Much Mischa for your help! Let's go Los Santos! - Mark Thompson is one of the most talked about people in the city. He’s been seen chatting up girls at clubs, meeting them on the streets, and even sliding into their DMs nonstop. People wonder why he does it, maybe he’s trying to show off his six pack of his FB or brag about his skills as an interior designer? Mark is known for his wild style when it comes to designing spaces, so who knows?
But it’s not just what he does it’s how he does it. Mark’s actions have made him a walking meme online. He’s now known as “The Pimp Shark,” and the internet doesn’t hold back when it comes to roasting him. Even with all the jokes, Mark keeps doing his thing. Whether that’s confidence or stubbornness, we’ll leave that for you to decide! And make sure to comment about it too!
Decent Vibes is officially out of work. He was fired from Senora Logistics after HR head Thyra Tate caught him drunk on the job one too many times. It wasn’t just his work that suffered, his wife is also said to be fed up with his behavior, the LSPD is currently investigation this scenario
Now, DecenVibes (He has a weird name) is unemployed and still making waves around the city, but for all the wrong reasons. People have spotted him drunk in public multiple times, and it seems like he’s not slowing down anytime soon. Hopefully, he can turn things around before it’s too late.
The Los Santos music world is on fire, and 5SUPERNOVA is leading the way. They’ve been dropping hits and climbing the charts, going head-to-head with big names like MenloBkoy, Mae Yukiko, Ember Nyx, and Gwenna Bell. If you haven’t heard their music yet, you’re missing ou,t they’ve got some of the best tracks in town right now.
There's plenty of rappers that are great too, but this names are the most close to them.
Fans are loving all the new music, but they’re also wondering about someone who’s been away, Matthew Congan. He’s been out of the spotlight for a while, and people are eager to see what he’ll do next. Will he make a comeback? Only time will tell.
It’s not all fun and games in Los Santos. Vespucci has seen a big rise in crime lately, especially in the evenings. Muggings, robberies, and other dangerous incidents are happening more often, so it’s best to avoid the area at night if you can.
The police are trying to get things under control, but until they do, stay alert and stay safe. If you have to be in the area, keep an eye on your surroundings and stick to well-lit places.
This is all for now, thank you for reading this till the end!
22nd November
Mark Thompson is one of the most talked about people in the city. He’s been seen chatting up girls at clubs, meeting them on the streets, and even sliding into their DMs nonstop. People wonder why he does it, maybe he’s trying to show off his six pack of his FB or brag about his skills as an interior designer? Mark is known for his wild style when it comes to designing spaces, so who knows? But it’s not just what he does it’s how he does it. Mark’s actions have made him a walking meme online. He’s now known as “The Pimp Shark,” and the internet doesn’t hold back when it comes to roasting him. Even with all the jokes, Mark keeps doing his thing. Whether that’s confidence or stubbornness, we’ll leave that for you to decide! And make sure to comment about it too! Decent Vibes is officially out of work. He was fired from Senora Logistics after HR head Thyra Tate caught him drunk on the job one too many times. It wasn’t just his work that suffered, his wife is also said to be fed up with his behavior, the LSPD is currently investigation this scenario Now, DecenVibes (He has a weird name) is unemployed and still making waves around the city, but for all the wrong reasons. People have spotted him drunk in public multiple times, and it seems like he’s not slowing down anytime soon. Hopefully, he can turn things around before it’s too late. The Los Santos music world is on fire, and 5SUPERNOVA is leading the way. They’ve been dropping hits and climbing the charts, going head-to-head with big names like MenloBkoy, Mae Yukiko, Ember Nyx, and Gwenna Bell. If you haven’t heard their music yet, you’re missing ou,t they’ve got some of the best tracks in town right now. There's plenty of rappers that are great too, but this names are the most close to them. Fans are loving all the new music, but they’re also wondering about someone who’s been away, Matthew Congan. He’s been out of the spotlight for a while, and people are eager to see what he’ll do next. Will he make a comeback? Only time will tell. It’s not all fun and games in Los Santos. Vespucci has seen a big rise in crime lately, especially in the evenings. Muggings, robberies, and other dangerous incidents are happening more often, so it’s best to avoid the area at night if you can. The police are trying to get things under control, but until they do, stay alert and stay safe. If you have to be in the area, keep an eye on your surroundings and stick to well-lit places. This is all for now, thank you for reading this till the end! 22nd November -
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