Van-dalized Shitbox Used
$100
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Year: Unknown
Make/model: It was a van, it's now an "art installation"
Color: Rust / Off-white.
Aircondition: Perfect and effective, through missing front window.
Tires: BYOT
Engine: Mostly gone, replaced by a massive family of possums who are now legally squatters.
Final offer: Take this fucking van.
I am not going to sugarcoat it, this heap of oxidized bullshit has been in my life way too long, gotten me to and from class for 8 years, to and from work for another 4, and before that, it spent a solid 10 years as a morgue/coroner van. It has broken down more times than I can count, and now it smells of possum piss. The only road trip this thing is taking is straight to hell if someone doesn't come drag this rolling crime scene off my property soon. Bring a trailer, a tow truck or whatever you need to get it off my property and it is YOURS. I don't give two shits what you do with it, turn it into a meth lab, set it on fire or just enjoy your new possum kingdom. Just get it the FUCK off my property before I have a mental breakdown and push it into oncoming traffic myself.
Thanks <3
DMs open...
Make/model: It was a van, it's now an "art installation"
Color: Rust / Off-white.
Aircondition: Perfect and effective, through missing front window.
Tires: BYOT
Engine: Mostly gone, replaced by a massive family of possums who are now legally squatters.
Final offer: Take this fucking van.
I am not going to sugarcoat it, this heap of oxidized bullshit has been in my life way too long, gotten me to and from class for 8 years, to and from work for another 4, and before that, it spent a solid 10 years as a morgue/coroner van. It has broken down more times than I can count, and now it smells of possum piss. The only road trip this thing is taking is straight to hell if someone doesn't come drag this rolling crime scene off my property soon. Bring a trailer, a tow truck or whatever you need to get it off my property and it is YOURS. I don't give two shits what you do with it, turn it into a meth lab, set it on fire or just enjoy your new possum kingdom. Just get it the FUCK off my property before I have a mental breakdown and push it into oncoming traffic myself.
Thanks <3
DMs open...
Year: Unknown
Make/model: It was a van, it's now an "art installation"
Color: Rust / Off-white.
Aircondition: Perfect and effective, through missing front window.
Tires: BYOT
Engine: Mostly gone, replaced by a massive family of possums who are now legally squatters.
Final offer: Take this fucking van.
I am not going to sugarcoat it, this heap of oxidized bullshit has been in my life way too long, gotten me to and from class for 8 years, to and from work for another 4, and before that, it spent a solid 10 years as a morgue/coroner van. It has broken down more times than I can count, and now it smells of possum piss. The only road trip this thing is taking is straight to hell if someone doesn't come drag this rolling crime scene off my property soon. Bring a trailer, a tow truck or whatever you need to get it off my property and it is YOURS. I don't give two shits what you do with it, turn it into a meth lab, set it on fire or just enjoy your new possum kingdom. Just get it the FUCK off my property before I have a mental breakdown and push it into oncoming traffic myself.
Thanks <3
DMs open...
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