whats up everybody this is ciggas i wake up early in the mornin urgin for some damn eggrolls so i decide imma go to the chinese spot down the street cause its the only place i can get eggrolls i can afford. i walk inside and everybody stops. people takin orders stopped. the females wit the damn menus stopped they done stopped and stared at my ass like im a national geographic mothafucka. they just look at me like im a damn lion eatin a gazelle. one fat white man with like five carts of lo mein had a big ol fork full of lo mein and it was drippin down onto his nasty ass lap starin at me look like a fat ass john goodman. the white girl at the counter sexy as hell. the white girl at the counter look like paris hilton before the whole cocaine charge and everything. i go inside the chinese spot the white girl look at me and say "hello sir, would you like some of our delicious eggrolls?" no bitch im in here to lick one of yo titties of course i want some damn delicious eggrolls why else would i be inside the chinese spot. so i said "look, dumbass white girl i dont got time for your games i want combo platter 1 with an eggroll" she gon look at me and say "okay sir that'll be fifteen dollars" are you out of your goddamn mind? 15 dollars for a damn combo platter? fifteen dollars. do you know how much fifteen is? thats a one and a five bitch. does it look like i got fifteen dollars? im wearing the same shirt i wear everytime i come in this bitch does it look like i have fifteen dollars just layin around in my booty pipe? so i just asked the bitch hey you want me to give yo boyfriend a blowjob or something so you can give me the fifteen dollars? FIFTEEN DOLLARS?? this ain't tickets to an acetone blazer concert. this an evil class orginaztion did you know the walls in this chinese spot was built by the skulls of all chinese laborers? they got skull wallpaper in this chinese spot and if you dont believe me knock on one of the walls and then put ya ear to it you will hear the workforce of an iphone factory singing the new selena gomez song
whats up everybody this is ciggas i wake up early in the mornin urgin for some damn eggrolls so i decide imma go to the chinese spot down the street cause its the only place i can get eggrolls i can afford. i walk inside and everybody stops. people takin orders stopped. the females wit the damn menus stopped they done stopped and stared at my ass like im a national geographic mothafucka. they just look at me like im a damn lion eatin a gazelle. one fat white man with like five carts of lo mein had a big ol fork full of lo mein and it was drippin down onto his nasty ass lap starin at me look like a fat ass john goodman. the white girl at the counter sexy as hell. the white girl at the counter look like paris hilton before the whole cocaine charge and everything. i go inside the chinese spot the white girl look at me and say "hello sir, would you like some of our delicious eggrolls?" no bitch im in here to lick one of yo titties of course i want some damn delicious eggrolls why else would i be inside the chinese spot. so i said "look, dumbass white girl i dont got time for your games i want combo platter 1 with an eggroll" she gon look at me and say "okay sir that'll be fifteen dollars" are you out of your goddamn mind? 15 dollars for a damn combo platter? fifteen dollars. do you know how much fifteen is? thats a one and a five bitch. does it look like i got fifteen dollars? im wearing the same shirt i wear everytime i come in this bitch does it look like i have fifteen dollars just layin around in my booty pipe? so i just asked the bitch hey you want me to give yo boyfriend a blowjob or something so you can give me the fifteen dollars? FIFTEEN DOLLARS?? this ain't tickets to an acetone blazer concert. this an evil class orginaztion did you know the walls in this chinese spot was built by the skulls of all chinese laborers? they got skull wallpaper in this chinese spot and if you dont believe me knock on one of the walls and then put ya ear to it you will hear the workforce of an iphone factory singing the new selena gomez song
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