You know Glock for their sleek, dependable hand cannons — the kind of firearm you can drag through mud, drop off a boat, and still trust to bark when you need it most. But did you know that Austria’s most famous firearms manufacturer also has a thing for fancy horses?
We’re not kidding. Glock doesn't just make pistols — they also run the Glock Horse Performance Center. That’s right. Somewhere out there, while you’re dumping mags at the range, there's a majestic stallion named “Glock’s Victory” doing ballet with its hooves in a gold-trimmed arena while classical music plays and rich Austrians clap politely.
Apparently, when Glock isn’t perfecting polymer-frame sidearms, they’re breeding Olympic-level dressage horses — the kind that cost more than your boat, your car, and your childhood dreams combined.
We at BOOG fully respect this duality. After all, what says “lethal elegance” better than a Glock 17 in one hand and a prancing Lipizzaner under your saddle?
And yes — before you ask — we sell the Glocks.
No, we do not sell the horses.
(Trust us, we asked. The Austrians were very firm on that.)
So next time you’re cleaning your pistol, take a moment to imagine Gaston Glock himself — in jodhpurs, sipping wine, watching one of his ponies do pirouettes while a Glock 19 rests gently in a holster stitched from unicorn leather.
Because at Glock, it’s not just about precision.
It’s about style.
BOOG – We Sell the Guns, Not the Stallions.
Come for the firepower. Stay for the obscure trivia.
~ Roger
#LibertyArmory #BOOG You know Glock for their sleek, dependable hand cannons — the kind of firearm you can drag through mud, drop off a boat, and still trust to bark when you need it most. But did you know that Austria’s most famous firearms manufacturer also has a thing for fancy horses?
We’re not kidding. Glock doesn't just make pistols — they also run the Glock Horse Performance Center. That’s right. Somewhere out there, while you’re dumping mags at the range, there's a majestic stallion named “Glock’s Victory” doing ballet with its hooves in a gold-trimmed arena while classical music plays and rich Austrians clap politely.
Apparently, when Glock isn’t perfecting polymer-frame sidearms, they’re breeding Olympic-level dressage horses — the kind that cost more than your boat, your car, and your childhood dreams combined.
We at BOOG fully respect this duality. After all, what says “lethal elegance” better than a Glock 17 in one hand and a prancing Lipizzaner under your saddle?
And yes — before you ask — we sell the Glocks.
No, we do not sell the horses.
(Trust us, we asked. The Austrians were very firm on that.)
So next time you’re cleaning your pistol, take a moment to imagine Gaston Glock himself — in jodhpurs, sipping wine, watching one of his ponies do pirouettes while a Glock 19 rests gently in a holster stitched from unicorn leather.
Because at Glock, it’s not just about precision.
It’s about style.
BOOG – We Sell the Guns, Not the Stallions.
Come for the firepower. Stay for the obscure trivia.
~ Roger
#LibertyArmory #BOOG
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