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Nasty Nate Birthday - B&B Official Review 🚨🍻

Event: 8/10. So first things first let's set things straight, this party was like an advertisement for Coors Light & Paparoach. This was what we call level 1000 Caucacity, but that doesn't take away from how outta hand this shit got. Some nigga did a backflip off the roof and landed on straight concrete, there was a coke table that everybody was lining up at, cop cars were gettin torched and shit, kimberley cho took a beanbag to the head top (karma), this shit was INSANE. So let's take a breather for a second and talk about how it ended, ion know what the fuck they're feedin the white people up in El Burro but THREE deputies departed with their consciousness. It was nap time in El Burro, 1/13/2024 will go down as national naptime day for generations to come.

Baddies: 4/10. Listen, listen, listen... The nigga to bitch ratio was absolutely horrendous, we talkin like a four females to about thirty niggas ratio here. All of the bitches were taken too, so if we take those away we have a new world record for severe lack of bitches on a review. A 1:30 ratio is insanity, but it's Nasty Nate's birthday so we just gonna ignore that completely. Unfortunately the only "SINGLE" (she's with Kicks, RIP) female there A/K/A kimberley cho was scared off by Sonic's infamous fumble. Now listen, when I tell you I have never been so ashamed in my intern Jaa Tao before. He walked up, dropped the worst lines of all time, and then went to grab a drink. Due to this disaster we gonna give them the benefit of the doubt and call this a four outta ten. Since Kim Cho had to endure this disaster, we're calling her the honorary featured baddie for this episode.

** NEW SEGMENT: GANG UNIT BRAWLS. 10/10. **

Now this shit is where it got really crazy, so after everybody was drunk as fuck from the free beers, amped up from the free coke, and there's like heavy ass rock music blasting?! What the fuck did you expect to happen, these niggas were like CAGED CAUCASIAN ANIMALS. The jakes pull up and start harassing niggas, ion even really know what started it but all of a sudden Mutt ‎ runs in like superman and starts SWINGIN at the feds?! Then others jumped in, and all of a sudden we had deputies droppin like flies in El Burro.

This shit was insanity, they was firing off beanbag rounds, tazing niggas, but they was tazing these coked up caged animals that shit didn't do ANYTHING. If anything them getting tazed just re-ignited the coke in their system and make them stronger. You don't understand how wild this shit ended, that being said it's #FREEMUTT and everybody else who got locked up during that big ass scene.

Overall: 7.5/10. Not much more needs to be said other then wish [keystonelightdrinker69] a happy birthday and free Mutt ‎ hopefully he's home soon (He'll be out in 1 business day). They said bring your girl here at your own risk, it turns out nobody there had a girl or they all took the warnin seriously. We gonna let you in onna secret, DO NOT BRING YO GIRL TO A NASTY NATE BIRTHDAY PARTY. That shit is EXTREMELY high risk, EXTREMELY. Anyways, shit was lit.

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