Versuz Nightclub - B&B Official Review ❄️🐰 Bar: 9/10. So this may look like an office building from the outside, but lemme tell you this shit is far from it. Upon entry you gotta walk up mad stairs, you might be like why are we mentionin this? Because when it hits one A-M and everybody is goin home, you get to watch the crash dummy olympics of hammered snowbunnies tryna get down the steps. You see innovative tactics such as huggin the railing and sliding down, on god it was crazy. Other then that the music was aight, and the club was pretty packed out. They had like the fuckin DJ booth right in the middle of the club pretty much, the layout is kinda fire. (Instant +2) Baddies: 8/10. We had to knock a couple points off this because the demographic in there was the same, consistent but the same. Consistent mid is a lot better then some of the clubs in the city, you ever walk into one of those emo clubs? Shit is like a horror movie, you got these black makeup buff shoulder ass bitches dressed in all leather, FUCK THAT. Anyways don't get us wrong there was mad bitches up in there it was just they all had the 4x4 plank / ironing board / A4 Paper type build. Now with that being said, shoutout to the feautured baddie for this episode [Ambs], we got the best angle we could of her. (Instant -2) Staff: 10/10. Now the staff in there were cool as fuck, the bouncers didn't care that the detector went *BEEP BEEP, ALERT, THIS NIGGA GOT A GUN* they just nodded and smiled as we went through. The VIP was reasonably priced and it overlooked the entire club, we recommend it heavily. You might struggle getting in with a MGL-7 Grenade Launcher since they got mad security but you could for sure sneak a blick in. Also the security DON'T PLAY in here nigga, we saw them whip out a baton and get to beatin on two niggas who were squabbling. Since when can security guards carry Batons?! They was goin CRAZY with it too, just like BOP BOP BOP. (Instant +10) Overall: 9/10. Overall, this is a solid ass option. Really solid club to goto whenever it's open, you can bring your girl here and you ain gonna get into a whole lotta shit since the guards are all like robocop. The music is solid, if you're into 4x4 planks then this is right up there with one of the top options in the entire city. That being said, RIP Thumper, RIP DBoy, Free Kermit, and that's a review. Stay tuned in for the full vlog releasing soon (it won't be), follow the page to stay up to date with our latest posts and also we have a new podcast coming soon.

🕊️It still doesn't feel real, we was just calling each other and talkin about the future plans and lookin forward to the whole of 2024 ahead. One of the funniest niggas we've ever worked with, somebody who always had yo back no matter what. Fly high Thumper, rest easy hopefully they got wock up in heaven.🕊️

900 LIKES?!?! NINE ZERO ZERO?! 😱 NAH the road to a thousand is fully underway, on god we boutta throw the biggest function we've ever done for a thousand likes. Thank y'all for rocking with us from the beginning until now, we got some HUGE plans coming soon. Including a BIG ASS FUCKIN GIVEAWAY for a thousand likes, we not talkin bout your grandma's petty christmas card, we talkin BIG GUAP. 💥 Once again, thank y'all so much for the support we gonna keep it pushin and the road to a thousand begins now. ❤️ PRESTIGE WE COMIN.... 💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯

Nasty Nate Birthday - B&B Official Review 🚨🍻 Event: 8/10. So first things first let's set things straight, this party was like an advertisement for Coors Light & Paparoach. This was what we call level 1000 Caucacity, but that doesn't take away from how outta hand this shit got. Some nigga did a backflip off the roof and landed on straight concrete, there was a coke table that everybody was lining up at, cop cars were gettin torched and shit, [kimberley] took a beanbag to the head top (karma), this shit was INSANE. So let's take a breather for a second and talk about how it ended, ion know what the fuck they're feedin the white people up in El Burro but THREE deputies departed with their consciousness. It was nap time in El Burro, 1/13/2024 will go down as national naptime day for generations to come. Baddies: 4/10. Listen, listen, listen... The nigga to bitch ratio was absolutely horrendous, we talkin like a four females to about thirty niggas ratio here. All of the bitches were taken too, so if we take those away we have a new world record for severe lack of bitches on a review. A 1:30 ratio is insanity, but it's Nasty Nate's birthday so we just gonna ignore that completely. Unfortunately the only "SINGLE" (she's with Kicks, RIP) female there A/K/A [kimberley] was scared off by Sonic's infamous fumble. Now listen, when I tell you I have never been so ashamed in my intern [DemonWhite] before. He walked up, dropped the worst lines of all time, and then went to grab a drink. Due to this disaster we gonna give them the benefit of the doubt and call this a four outta ten. Since Kim Cho had to endure this disaster, we're calling her the honorary featured baddie for this episode. ** NEW SEGMENT: GANG UNIT BRAWLS. 10/10. ** Now this shit is where it got really crazy, so after everybody was drunk as fuck from the free beers, amped up from the free coke, and there's like heavy ass rock music blasting?! What the fuck did you expect to happen, these niggas were like CAGED CAUCASIAN ANIMALS. The jakes pull up and start harassing niggas, ion even really know what started it but all of a sudden [Mutt] runs in like superman and starts SWINGIN at the feds?! Then others jumped in, and all of a sudden we had deputies droppin like flies in El Burro. This shit was insanity, they was firing off beanbag rounds, tazing niggas, but they was tazing these coked up caged animals that shit didn't do ANYTHING. If anything them getting tazed just re-ignited the coke in their system and make them stronger. You don't understand how wild this shit ended, that being said it's #FREEMUTT and everybody else who got locked up during that big ass scene. Overall: 7.5/10. Not much more needs to be said other then wish [keystonelightdrinker69] a happy birthday and free [Mutt] hopefully he's home soon (He'll be out in 1 business day). They said bring your girl here at your own risk, it turns out nobody there had a girl or they all took the warnin seriously. We gonna let you in onna secret, DO NOT BRING YO GIRL TO A NASTY NATE BIRTHDAY PARTY. That shit is EXTREMELY high risk, EXTREMELY. Anyways, shit was lit. FULL VLOG COMING SOON (it isn't) MAKE SURE TO STAY TAPPED IN (we always say this). This post is brought to you by The Hecta Foo Foundation, if you're caught not liking the post, your favorite Auntie WILL end up onna date with me.

🚨 BARS & BADDIES Podcast episode 2 is out NOW 🚨 In this episode we have the most hated female on FB on in [realicydoll] where she talks about her beef with [fuego] and We, her humble beginnings, and plays smash or pass… 👀 You can watch it now on all platforms. (( https://forum.gta.world/en/topic/116878-podcast-bars-baddies-bb-podcast-s1-e2-icydoll/ )) Our next episode is coming soon which will be the greatest and most out of pocket episode yet. 😳 TAP IN! 💯

Out of Towners - B&B Official Review 😖🤕 Bar: 4/10. This is the first time in history where a bar is advertised as open, but you walk in, and the bar is closed. Like what the fuck... They had a band playing downstairs and a bar upstairs, but you couldn't get any drinks. They expected you to listen to these heavy ass guitars while DEATHLY sober, this shit was so weird. All the lights were off upstairs too, like I get that inflation is hitting everybody hard but LIGHTS OFF??? They had a big sign saying bar's closed just go downstairs, but you could barely see in there and also... You goto the bar to get a drink?! We literally couldn't understand the thought process behind it, the interior was cool but since the bar is closed we can't really do much about the score. The bar is in a fire spot on the pier, and the inside is dope but you just can't order a drink apparently. (Instant -6) Baddies: 2/10. There was an absolute mega ultra lack of pussy in there, we interviewed a couple people inside who all said the same thing, this bar needs more bitches. There was a lesbian couple, another potential lesbian, and one regular couple. Four women in total and they was all taken, on god this shit was on life-support. It's been a while since we've seen a nigga to bitch ratio down so bad, we don't even have a featured baddie for this episode it was that bad. So that being said, you got a picture of me and Hector standing at the (closed but open) bar. (Instant -8) Staff: 8/10. I guess this is a high score because there literally wasn't any staff to rate, bro this was such a weird ass bar. There was no security anywhere, no bartender, even the band up on stage didn't have any sound guys or anything. We don't even know who opened this place up, does it even have an owner? Who knows, all I know is you could prolly sneak in a Barrett .50Cal in your draws and nobody would say anything. We don't really know what to say about the staff at all, I mean they couldn't hire a bartender so that's a -2. If you're gonna open up a bar, you should probably offer what a bar offers but other then that shit was aight. (Instant -2) Overall: 4.5/10. Well, don't come here if you tryna get a drink but if you're tryna kick it and listen to live music while STONE COLD SOBER then this is the place to be. We wouldn't recommend bringing your girl here onna date, the lack of pussy in there is gonna cause her to become a PRIME target for other niggas. There isn't really much to say other then that, at least you're not gonna get thrown out the bar by security (there is none). All the lights were off on the first floor and shit, even outside, weird ass vibe in there I can't lie but anyways... That's a review. Done, we actually made a review, Hector is holding us hostage (blinks twice), another review coming soon, stop reading now, please like the post, thank you, bye.

HAPPY NEW YEARS FROM B&B 🎉 Late post because we was all way to fucked up last night but better late then never, we just wanted to say thank all of you for the support you showed us in 2023. ♥️ From 0 likes and two niggas talkin shit online has turned into a full operation with an office in Rockford and over 850 likes in a year. 💯 With the podcast now, the interns yall love, and some exciting events planned, we’re all looking forward to 2024 here at the STU. 💥 Let’s see what happens in 2024. 👁️ 👁️ HAPPY NEW YEAR 🎉 🎊

🚨 THE FIRST EPISODE OF THE B&B PODCAST IS HERE 🚨 In this episode we introduce the interns, cover Nezzy & Rice’s relationship drama, say some otherworldly shit, and MUCH MUCH MORE! 😂 You can watch it now on all platforms. 💯 (( https://forum.gta.world/en/topic/115321-podcast-bars-baddies-bb-podcast-s1-e1-meet-the-fam/ ))

🚨 THE B&B PODCAST SEASON ONE EPISODE ONE IS FINALLY DONE🚨 You heard that right fuhnigga... The most outrageous podcast in the world airs for the first time this SUNDAY. The questions will be outlandish and we're probably all getting cancelled. Out on ALL platforms this Sunday, TUNE IN! (We're cooked.)

Hookah Palace - B&B Official Review 😯💨 Bar: 6.5/10. All we're gonna say is this would be a lot higher if it wasn't so god damn CRAMPED in there. Deadass at one point I thought [halfpint] was gonna pass out, my boy was like I NEED WATER, I NEED WATER. Combine everyone being shoulder to shoulder, bumpin knees and shit with all the hookah smoke in the air? On god this is how I imagine it feels like to be subject to 12 hours of straight waterboarding. If you push all that aside though and can see past the never ending elevator music, it was extremely valid in there. The drink names were kinda crazy, we was all sipping on "Blue Motherfuckers". The food menu was a lil limited it seemed to just be glazed ham and that's it. Baddies: 8/10. The nigga to bitch ratio when we arrived was absolutely horrendous, but as time went on it balanced out and was in the positive numbers by the end. There wasn't too many bitches up in there but the ones who were in there were bad as fuck. We had from the famous B&B Certified Baddie [l0vesickgirls] all the way down to our featured BADDIES (plural) for this episode. One thing I have to mention is the belly dancer in there was the definition of BUSTED, the definition of FRIED, the definition of COOKED, anyways onto the featured baddies. Our featured baddies for this episode are none other then THE MESSY MID TWINS [BlairBlay] AND [ItsLizzy]. Captured with perfect lighting, at their best angle. 🥵 Staff: 10/10. The staff here were dope as fuck, there is no metal detector upon entry too so you can bring in a MGL-7 Grenade Launcher loaded with six 40×46mm grenades and nobody will question it. I wouldn't recommend acting up in here as Allah might just strike you down where you stand. IF you're coming here with a group I HIGHLY recommend you book out the VIP room, it was so much better in there. All the problems of the bar being cramped are completely gone with the VIP room and makes turns the bar into a 8.5 rating instead of a 6.5 rating. Overall: 7.5/10. We're gonna look past the problems with space in there as it was a grand opening and they was busy as fuck in there, so we believe a 7.5 rating is accurate. Highly recommend bringing your girl here as it's filled with god fearing niggas, it would be a fun date spot and your bitch isn't gonna get stolen. If they were to switch up the elevator music with something more standard, and adjust the layout slightly so you aren't unintentionally running shoulder to shoulder fades with everybody, this could be a very high rating. REVIEW DONE, LIKE POST, SHOW LOVE TO THE MID TWINS, YOU CAN STOP READING NOW, GO AWAY. 🤒