My Dearest Mother,
I write to thee from the trenches of social media, where battles are waged with hashtags and emojis. I must report that your dear son, the valiant warrior of the internet, has reached a milestone that surely rivals the greatest feats of our time.
Yes, Mother, I have achieved the illustrious count of 420 posts on mine profile, a number whispered in awe by peasants and kings alike. Oh, how I can hear the trumpets blaring and the confetti falling from the heavens!
Fear not for my well-being, for I have not emerged unscathed from this epic journey. Nay, I have faced the perils of countless cat memes and political rants, the horrors of "buy-my-stuff" warfare, and the ceaseless barrage of titties and butts.
But worry not, for I stand triumphant amidst the chaos, my profile a testament to my indomitable spirit and unparalleled dedication to the cause of oversharing.
With love react,
Leo
I write to thee from the trenches of social media, where battles are waged with hashtags and emojis. I must report that your dear son, the valiant warrior of the internet, has reached a milestone that surely rivals the greatest feats of our time.
Yes, Mother, I have achieved the illustrious count of 420 posts on mine profile, a number whispered in awe by peasants and kings alike. Oh, how I can hear the trumpets blaring and the confetti falling from the heavens!
Fear not for my well-being, for I have not emerged unscathed from this epic journey. Nay, I have faced the perils of countless cat memes and political rants, the horrors of "buy-my-stuff" warfare, and the ceaseless barrage of titties and butts.
But worry not, for I stand triumphant amidst the chaos, my profile a testament to my indomitable spirit and unparalleled dedication to the cause of oversharing.
With love react,
Leo
My Dearest Mother,
I write to thee from the trenches of social media, where battles are waged with hashtags and emojis. I must report that your dear son, the valiant warrior of the internet, has reached a milestone that surely rivals the greatest feats of our time.
Yes, Mother, I have achieved the illustrious count of 420 posts on mine profile, a number whispered in awe by peasants and kings alike. Oh, how I can hear the trumpets blaring and the confetti falling from the heavens!
Fear not for my well-being, for I have not emerged unscathed from this epic journey. Nay, I have faced the perils of countless cat memes and political rants, the horrors of "buy-my-stuff" warfare, and the ceaseless barrage of titties and butts.
But worry not, for I stand triumphant amidst the chaos, my profile a testament to my indomitable spirit and unparalleled dedication to the cause of oversharing.
With love react,
Leo
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