Also, the backdoor was open so I just skipped the queue. Would be wild if someone walked up with a bomb since entering through the backdoor allows you to dodge the metal detector! - I was probably placed on a watchlist for saying this.

I understand the irony as a DJ of sounding like a broken record. If you are attending tonight, check the seating chart for yourself, your friends, and/or your company and take a note somewhere, save the image.

It will make it easier then 100+ people stood around the seating charts inside Fantasia. Once you arrive, make your way through the metal detectors (yes, keep your shit in your car or at home)

There will be no bar operating, all tables have enough bottles of stuff to get through the night (feel free to take leftovers home).

Be sat at your table by 8pm, or your seat will be open for anyone else to sit in it.

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Versuz Nightclub - B&B Official Review ❄️🐰

Bar: 9/10. So this may look like an office building from the outside, but lemme tell you this shit is far from it. Upon entry you gotta walk up mad stairs, you might be like why are we mentionin this? Because when it hits one A-M and everybody is goin home, you get to watch the crash dummy olympics of hammered snowbunnies tryna get down the steps. You see innovative tactics such as huggin the railing and sliding down, on god it was crazy. Other then that the music was aight, and the club was pretty packed out. They had like the fuckin DJ booth right in the middle of the club pretty much, the layout is kinda fire. (Instant +2)

Baddies: 8/10. We had to knock a couple points off this because the demographic in there was the same, consistent but the same. Consistent mid is a lot better then some of the clubs in the city, you ever walk into one of those emo clubs? Shit is like a horror movie, you got these black makeup buff shoulder ass bitches dressed in all leather, FUCK THAT. Anyways don't get us wrong there was mad bitches up in there it was just they all had the 4x4 plank / ironing board / A4 Paper type build. Now with that being said, shoutout to the feautured baddie for this episode Amber Kristiansen, we got the best angle we could of her. (Instant -2)

Staff: 10/10. Now the staff in there were cool as fuck, the bouncers didn't care that the detector went *BEEP BEEP, ALERT, THIS NIGGA GOT A GUN* they just nodded and smiled as we went through. The VIP was reasonably priced and it overlooked the entire club, we recommend it heavily. You might struggle getting in with a MGL-7 Grenade Launcher since they got mad security but you could for sure sneak a blick in. Also the security DON'T PLAY in here nigga, we saw them whip out a baton and get to beatin on two niggas who were squabbling. Since when can security guards carry Batons?! They was goin CRAZY with it too, just like BOP BOP BOP. (Instant +10)

Overall: 9/10. Overall, this is a solid ass option. Really solid club to goto whenever it's open, you can bring your girl here and you ain gonna get into a whole lotta shit since the guards are all like robocop. The music is solid, if you're into 4x4 planks then this is right up there with one of the top options in the entire city. That being said, RIP Thumper, RIP DBoy, Free Kermit, and that's a review.

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Hookah Palace - B&B Official Review 😯💨

Bar: 6.5/10. All we're gonna say is this would be a lot higher if it wasn't so god damn CRAMPED in there. Deadass at one point I thought [halfpint] was gonna pass out, my boy was like I NEED WATER, I NEED WATER. Combine everyone being shoulder to shoulder, bumpin knees and shit with all the hookah smoke in the air? On god this is how I imagine it feels like to be subject to 12 hours of straight waterboarding.

If you push all that aside though and can see past the never ending elevator music, it was extremely valid in there. The drink names were kinda crazy, we was all sipping on "Blue Motherfuckers". The food menu was a lil limited it seemed to just be glazed ham and that's it.

Baddies: 8/10. The nigga to bitch ratio when we arrived was absolutely horrendous, but as time went on it balanced out and was in the positive numbers by the end. There wasn't too many bitches up in there but the ones who were in there were bad as fuck. We had from the famous B&B Certified Baddie val ♡ all the way down to our featured BADDIES (plural) for this episode. One thing I have to mention is the belly dancer in there was the definition of BUSTED, the definition of FRIED, the definition of COOKED, anyways onto the featured baddies.

Our featured baddies for this episode are none other then THE MESSY MID TWINS Blair 🔥 AND No Kizzy Lizzy. Captured with perfect lighting, at their best angle. 🥵

Staff: 10/10. The staff here were dope as fuck, there is no metal detector upon entry too so you can bring in a MGL-7 Grenade Launcher loaded with six 40×46mm grenades and nobody will question it. I wouldn't recommend acting up in here as Allah might just strike you down where you stand. IF you're coming here with a group I HIGHLY recommend you book out the VIP room, it was so much better in there. All the problems of the bar being cramped are completely gone with the VIP room and makes turns the bar into a 8.5 rating instead of a 6.5 rating.

Overall: 7.5/10. We're gonna look past the problems with space in there as it was a grand opening and they was busy as fuck in there, so we believe a 7.5 rating is accurate. Highly recommend bringing your girl here as it's filled with god fearing niggas, it would be a fun date spot and your bitch isn't gonna get stolen. If they were to switch up the elevator music with something more standard, and adjust the layout slightly so you aren't unintentionally running shoulder to shoulder fades with everybody, this could be a very high rating.

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Afterhours Paradise - B&B Official Review 😰 😹

Bar: 3/10. Listen to us closely when we say, this is the grimiest bar in the entire city. There is nothing that has even come close to this level of grime, and we loved it. The moment we entered the bar, there was a full 3v3 brawl between somebody's Auntie and some tweakers. My nigga, the BARTENDER HAD BRASS KNUCKLES ON. There wasn't a metal detector within a ten mile radius of this place, this is by far the most grimey and unique life experience we've ever had in a bar. Walking through the hallway to get into the strip club is like walking through an alley-way in South Central, you know you're about to witness somethin bad.

Baddies: 0/10. So this is where we have to talk about the "baddies" in this strip club, there wasn't any... This was meant to be a bad bitch competition but the talent was somebody's obese 48 yearold auntie and a SIX FOOT FOUR GROWN MAN wearing HIGH HEELS with a BRAZILIAN BUTT LIFT?? A GROWN MAN WITH A BBL. Now let's talk about how Kevin Durant wid a BBL was throwing hands with the obese auntie and her friend, ON THE STAGE. The auntie snatched some bitches weave, and the nigga with the BBL hit her with a stone cold stunner and threw her off the stage. The homie DBoy said it best, I am not running his fade somebody needs to put that nigga down with an elephant gun. We came here to see bitches twerkin, and instead it was a hood bitch (and 1 BIG nigga) royal rumble.

Staff: 8/10. I mean bro we don't even know what to give the staff, we ain't get hit during the thirty five squabbles that happened in there. So I guess the rating has to be pretty high? The drinks were cheap in there because you run the risk of getting hawked down by Kevin Durant, and the bartender was rocking KNUCKLE DUSTERS. I mean he gave us our drinks and looked like he was boutta beat the fuck outta us for saying thank you. Y'all think we're playing, but this was really a life-changing experience, every other club feels boring since.

Overall: 6.5/10. So lemme put it like this, do not pull up alone because you're gonna die. You're gonna take Shaq with a BBL's heel to the dome top if you pull up on your own, but if you pull up with like five people you might be able to survive. This isn't really a club you'd goto to have fun, this is a life changing experience where niggas need to play defense. If you think we're bullshitting, just pull up to the club and experience it for yourself. If you take your girl with you, she's gonna end up getting put on Worldstar by somebody's 400 pound Auntie. At the end D-Boy looks over at Hector and says, "I think its time to go", as we're collecting our jackets and leaving a HUGE ten man brawl breaks out.

A perfect ending...

Tonight Deputy Fire Marshals were called to the ULSA Campus for a Structure Fire involving the lecture hall, assisting the Los Santos Fire Department in giving them a safe space to work in and helping with resources where necessary as well as working with the Los Santos Police Department on perimeter control.

Tonight's fire and subsequent investigation ended with all students and faculty accounted for and the fire ruled an accident with an electrical fault with a metal detector on the property being identified. San Fire will work with ULSA as a State partner to support students and faculty in the upcoming days.

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The Music Locker - B&B Official Review 👽 😏

Bar: 8/10. This review had a crazy turnaround. It started off with us bein told to leave, then they realized who we was let us in and shit was FIRE. The whole vibe up in there was lit, they had a few almost nakey bitches throwin it back on stage. The music in there was some ASS, but we gon look past that because they paid us a bag. Unless y'all are into that DOOF DOOF DOOF DOOF heavy ass techno music, deadass I listen to that shit for five minutes and it makes me just wanna pick up an AK and crash out. Other then that, valid ass club and it's right next to the Diamond Resort.

Baddies: 7.5/10. Now if you're into goth bitches who look like they gonna eat your liver after givin you the best head in your life, then this is a ten. Personally? I ain really into the wake up in a freezer type hoes, but I know a lot of y'all freaky ass niggas are. There was one bitch who had like full face tats, had her ass FULLY OUT, and was just walkin around like shit was normal. If that's the type of bitches y'all are into then this the spot for you. Our featured baddie for this episode is one of the strippers who was out there SWEATIN, they musta had these bitches on like three percs each with some coke sprinkled on top, they deadass didn't stop dancing for hours.

** This club has earned a new title: The Home of Mentally Unstable Goth Bitches. **

Staff: 10/10. Everybody in here was mad nice to us the entire time, they know how to treat people up in here. Always a good sign is I walked in with my metal leg which made the detector beep (It is a Glock 17 GEN4 with a 40 Round KRISS Vector Magazine & Streamlight TLR-4 Compact Rail Tac Light w/ Lazer.) but they didn't question it at all. They out here showin their support to people who have life changing injuries (You can bring an illegal firearm in here) which is massive bonus points from us. Also they let us drink for free, and everybody in there was just focused on people havin a good time, can't give them anything less then a ten. (Instant -10)

Overall: 8.5/10. This is a valid ass club, not only because the location is right by the Diamond Resort. It's packed out with bitches who will snatch your soul and then your vital organs, also it felt like you could do anything in there. If you tryna snort a line off some bitch booty, nobody gonna question it. All in all, this place is must goto whenever it's open. Don't bring your girl here tho, she might see Tracy the neighborhood goth double cheeked up walkin around with her booty out and start screamin at you for lookin.

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